Uma das desvantagens de estudar essa bela arte que é a informática, é ser capaz de perceber piadas destas.P.S: Acho que depois deste post posso continuar a fazer posts "normais".
(2 robots enlisted)
"If you want a girlfriend, avoid working in the computer games industry like the plague. If you work seven days a week, 15 hours a day for almost two years, with barely enough time for a pint, you have no time whatsoever for relationships. Plus computer-games makers are regarded as being about as hip and cool as abattoir workers."
"I should explain that clever is not always a good thing in programming. A clever solution often solves a problem in a manner that no one has before utilized. Sometimes a clever solution will get the job done in fewer lines (sometimes referred to as elegance) than another less clever solution. Many times, clever programmers fail to properly comment clever solutions, making them impossible to figure out unless you know the original programmer or spend some quality time with the code and a debugger. My first point, with regard to coding standards, is that if you want to be clever, you had better document what you did for the poor schmuck that follows after you."